This is amazing, lol. My favorite is #9!
I would like to add:
11) wearing a CamelBak in ANY setting other than an ultra marathon or the middle of the fricken’ desert – $150.00
12) running in full make-up, perfume, cologne and/ or jewelry – $50.00
13) use of tutu during a legit half or full marathon (in any location other than Disney World, where that is not only ok but expected, lol)- $25.00
Little Miss Sunshine State 
So good! #9 is also my fav. Where’d you find this?
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I got it off a friends Facebook page but it can be found in Runnersworld.com 🙂
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I love the spitting or clearing the nose with reckless regard!
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Lol! You know you’re a runner when you can expertly clear your nostrils mid-stride! 😉
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Can we also add “running shirtless and in shorts when the weather is under 40 degrees”?
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Love it! Lol…. Although we don’t get much of that down here in south Florida 🙂
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