That moment at the gym when you’re hit with an oppressive wall of b.o. and you fear you are the culprit… but then the lady next to you walks away, taking with her a Peanuts character “Pig Pen”- like cloud of stink, and you are vindicated…
3 worst things about running on a treadmill at the gym:
1. Feeling like a caged hamster running on a wheel.
2. Having to smell gross old-man cologne for the entire length of your workout because you can’t run past the guy next to you… because you’re a hamster on a wheel.
3. Not being able to escape getting hit on by weird guys because they know you can’t move away from them…. because you’re a hamster on a wheel.
1 redeeming aspect of running on a treadmill at the gym:
1. Decreased swamp-ass/ lowered risk of heat stroke.
That is all…
Little Miss Sunshine State 