Why even “normal” guys online are un-dateable: Part 2

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Category #2:  He’s VERY, VERY, VERY short… (like, shorter than YOU short)

Let me begin by stating that I am 5’4” and weight just under 120 lbs.  I am neither tall, exceptionally muscular or big-boned.  I’m just your average woman who’s actually kinda on the shorter side.   Generally speaking, as long as I have to glance up towards a gentleman that’s good enough for me.

Let me also inform those of you who have never on-line dated that men lie on their on-line dating profiles about almost everything.  What they lie about most of all, however, is their height (and their income, but we’ll save that topic for another article).  You can say that a man is, on average, a good 2” shorter in real life than what he claims on his dating profile.   That being said, when I reviewed the profile of a young podiatrist who had “liked” one of my profile pictures on the site a few months ago, I saw that he had described himself as being 5’6”.  I thought to myself, “Wow! Someone who is actually telling the truth about his height!”  So I “liked” one of his photos back.   After a few phone conversations, we decided to meet up for dinner.

When I walked into the restaurant, he was already seated at the bar and waved to me… He didn’t have to stand up for me to realize that he was a liar just like the rest of them and my 2” shorter rule applied to him as well…. Except maybe in his case it was 4”.  After sharing my experience with some of my girlfriends, here’s what I have learned about the female reaction to male height:

  1. In the words of one of my friends: “Small hands, small everything girl.”  Huh, good to know…
  2. It doesn’t feel right when you can see the top of your date’s head every time you wear heels (Just ask Nicole Kidman or Katie Holmes.)
  3. It is difficult for a woman to maintain her weight… but knowing that if you gain so much as 5 lbs you’ll weigh more than the guy you’re dating is a damn good motivator.
  4. Some of us women, in the most primitive parts of our mind, just equate Male=Protector.  If you’re the physically imposing one, who’s protecting who, exactly?
  5. Yes, we women are shallow and stupid… but no more shallow and stupid than men are with their fixations on our physical appearance.

“Big Boy”

A lesson I learned rather quickly since joining an online dating site is that lack of sex and impedes men’s judgement on what is an appropriate vs what is an inappropriate thing to say to a woman to get her to go on a date with you.

Now, I am completely aware that there are many women on these sites who take “selfies”  while wearing low-cut dresses, doing the duck face and making a suggestive pose in the mirror and use this as their profile picture.  Basically, they’re clearly advertising their goods…  My profile picture is on the other spectrum of conservatism:  I had my sister take a picture of me in a black turtleneck at Disney’s Animal Kingdom, OK?…. got a problem with that?!  (in my defense, you can’t tell I’m at Disney and I was totally rocking that turtleneck.)

My point here is not to judge which picture is right or which one is wrong.  What I’m saying is that each makes a statement about the women they depict and what these women want out of being on the site.   And, to be honest, it doesn’t take a genius to figure this stuff out.  Unfortunately, some men are so desperate, sex deprived and/ or cocky, they lose their ability to judge which kind of woman is which and make some pretty poor choices.

Below you will find my profile pic (I TOLD you I rocked that turtleneck!) followed by an email commentary made by some middle-aged butt hole… (I copy and pasted it, typos and all)

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Middle-aged butt hole:

“Wow! one hot woman. def got my BIG BOY a goin over here . lol 🙂 Wes you look GREAT!”

My response email to the middle-aged butt hole:

“Got your big boy a goin”?   Really?….

No woman of value is going to respond well to perverted comments like that. Barking up the wrong tree buddy.

(P.S. I contemplated ignoring the email completely but I just couldn’t keep my mouth shut…)