3 worst things about running on a treadmill at the gym:
1. Feeling like a caged hamster running on a wheel.
2. Having to smell gross old-man cologne for the entire length of your workout because you can’t run past the guy next to you… because you’re a hamster on a wheel.
3. Not being able to escape getting hit on by weird guys because they know you can’t move away from them…. because you’re a hamster on a wheel.
1 redeeming aspect of running on a treadmill at the gym:
1. Decreased swamp-ass/ lowered risk of heat stroke.
That is all…

